breannaandreu said:
Please note that your name will not appear anywhere in my research paper.
I demand that you put my name in your paper.
1. In one sentence, what is your description of a villain?
A big meanie.
2. Do you consider yourself a Star Wars fan? On a scale of 1-10, 1 being not a fan at all and 10 being a “super fan”, what would you consider yourself?
I refuse to answer, as you asked more than one question here.
3. In what order did you first watch the Star Wars films?
A. Episodes 4-6 first, then Episodes 1-3 (A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith in that order.)
B. Episodes 1-3 first, then Episodes 4-6 (The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi in that order.)
A. The PT did not exist in the late 70s.
4. Who is your favorite character from the films?
Creepy Puppet Yoda.
5. Who is your favorite villain from the films?
Creepy Puppet Yoda.
6. What is the first thing you think of when you think of your favorite villain from the film?
How creepy he is.
7. If your favorite villain was not the Emperor, what is the first thing you think of when you think of the Emperor?
He would have worked better as a puppet.
8. If your favorite villain was not Darth Vader, what is the first thing you think of when you think of Darth Vader?
9. What is Senator Palpatine’s motivation for becoming the Emperor?
The groupies.
10. What is Anakin Skywalker’s motivation for becoming Darth Vader?
Chicks dig the helmet.
11. Do you feel sympathy for the Emperor?
Yes.
12. Why or why not?
Have you seen that guy's skin? He can never go outside again.
13. Do you feel sympathy for Darth Vader?
No.
14. Why or why not?
Chicks dig the helmet.
15. When the Emperor died in Episode VI, what emotions did you feel, if any?
Umm, spoiler alert?
16. When Darth Vader died in Episode VI, what emotions did you feel, if any?
I felt a little sleepy. But it was a long day.
17. Do you think the Emperor fits into your description of a villain from question one?
No.
18. Why or why not?
He's surprisingly short.
19. Do you think Darth Vader fits into your description of a villain from question one?
Yes.
20. Why or why not?
Wait...are we talking about Prowse or JEJ?