Dante and Randal work at an Ewok convenience store and an Ewok video store where they only have the Ewok Adventures and the Holiday Special in stock, and they pass the time selling cigarettes to that baby Ewok and talking about how the Rebels shouldn't destroy the second Death Star because of contractors working on it. As there is no contractor in the Ewok village to change their minds, the Ewoks decide not to side with the Rebels and instead decide to eat them.

Bunch of savages in this town.