You see, the thing is, school is more like a preparation for a future life. From now on your whole life will be filled with horrible, painful days, with people trying to get ahead of you, filled with problems, and every time you solve a problem, three other problems get into your way. In school you'll get prepared for a horrible, pointless, painful life filled with horror and sadness, a nightmare that shall only cease when you finally achieve the blessing of death.

Oh, and in school you get to learne a second language and some cool math.