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Post #618956

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Bingowings
Parent topic
Inconsistencies, retcons, and other problems in the OT
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Date created
14-Jan-2013, 6:35 PM

TV's Frink said:

The Lando System?

Yeah The Lando System is an exciting new way to keep fit and earn money.

 

  • Initially, you receive $10 from your ten people – we call them Tier 1 since they are the top tier in your personal 'Cloud City'. They see you as P10 and, “right off the bat, you made your investment back but nobody says you gotta stop there!”

  • You then expect to receive $100 from the ten people recruited by each person in Tier 1. We call these people Tier 2 and they see you as P9. “Pretty good huh, in a matter of a few days, you recovered your initial investment and sat back to see $100 in pure profit roll in! It gets better.”

  • You can expect to receive at least $1000 from the people in Tier 3 since the guys at Tier 2 will be at least as diligent as you were in recruiting new folks – surely they will sign on at least ten and the more they sign on, they more we all make. “You’re just getting started, use that $1000 as the down payment on the twin pod cloud car of your dreams dude – you’re at P8 with seven full cycles to go!”

  • By the time you get that new car home, and probably before you make your first payment, Tier 4 will be raining dollar bills on you to the tune of $10,000. “Imagine, you made $11,100 in a matter of weeks from a total investment of $10!”

  • The letter goes on to explain (with lots of hype that I won’t continue to bother with here) that Tier 5 sees you as P6 paying you $100K; Tier 6 sees you as P5 paying you $1M; Tier 7 pays you $10M as P4; Tier 8 pays you $100M as P3; Tier 9 pays you $1B as P2 and Tier 10 pays you $10B as P1 and you’re off the lists.

“Ok, any fool can see that you’ll make a profit of $1,111,111,100 if the people in your downline just manage to recruit ten people – with just a ten people turn around, the money will come pouring in and all it costs you is $10 and ten stamps. Here’s the really important part – this is all strictly legal because all I am guaranteeing is that YOU will make YOUR investment back if YOU recruit 10 people and that is all you will be guaranteeing them by giving them a copy of this letter which has been approved and endorsed by the Post Master General, the Bespin Baron Administrator's Office and the smoothest scoundrel this side of Mos Eisley!

Now I’m not trying to make you believe in “pie in the sky,” neither of us really believes that you are actually going to become a billionaire ten times over by investing a mere $10 – life doesn’t really work like that. The potential is there, but realistically, nobody expects to make more than a few hundred thousand and you may not even make that much. Other than the people you recruit, you are counting on other people to make you successful just as I am counting on you.

On the other hand, you are in control of recovering your investment and you know you can do that right away. What have you got to lose?”

Discover the benefits of the Lando System today!