What version of the play/film have you been watching, Warbler? TheBoost is exactly right. It's the song that Susan Boyle sang on UK's Got Talent. It's numbered among the other songs from the work, such as "Ugly Prostitutes" and "My Husband Has Bad Teeth and Can't Perform, but At Least He Thinks He Runs the Joint While I Really Pull the Strings."

I thought it was really cute when I heard the little girl sing, "There's a Place Where I Don't Have to Do Chores for these Ugly People Anymore."