This is my all time favorite thread!
If there was an OT.com radio station, and if we talked about Jay as if he were some warrior god, then I'd think we were pretty sad too. Even if it is about one nerd calling another sad, the great part is the sad nerd told all his friends, who all signed up at our site and came over to wage war. Hilariously sad. If I were to make a thread and tell everyone that someone at some Star Trek or a Lord of the Rings forum called us "sad" and you all got up in arms and registered at their site to give them hell for it, then yeah, this would be a definite case of black things claiming other things are black. The fact is, some things are just a much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much deeper shade of black than others.
Such fun times, this thread.
It is hard not to mock Total Biscuit, between my first introduction to him being the douche bag who came here with a bunch of his minions to wage war against us, to the way his minions bragged about his awesomeness and how horrible it would be for us if we got into a forum war with him. What the hell? They talked about forum wars as if they were some normal occurrence. I just imagine Total Biscuit and his hoards of virgin males roaming the internet and signing up at forums to forcefully claim they aren't nerds and defend their honor. It is like he has carefully developed an army of loyal trolls to defend his reputation throughout the internets.
Anyway, I love the guy. Anytime I hear his name I get a good chuckle. I imagine this massive guy in an XXL office chair, shirtless, surrounded by bags of potato chips, crumbs all over his fat hairy gut, with three computer monitors and keyboards in front of him, one running his in home data entry business, the other running an endless session of WoW, and the third which he uses to broadcast his radio stations, scour the entire internet for those who would blaspheme against him and his subjects, and make subjective lists of the greatest of various fantasy related things of all time.