sean wookie said:

Tyrphanax said:

sean wookie said:

Tyrphanax said:

captainsolo said:

Air guitar is absolutely fantastic when you're doing it and silly 5 minutes later when Live at Leeds is over and your air SG is smashed into absolute oblivion.

Cell phone reception sucks under bridges, I dunno what you were thinking.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to put on a scuba suit and swim into a whale's vagina?

I have.

I think it would be nice.

Space Jam is a legitimate film and should be taken seriously.

I should be studying for differential equations. Instead I'm looking at a black man's ass

I don't know, I was never really a big fan of beer in any large quantity. A little here or there, sure, but I'm not really a heavy drinker (or even a medium drinker) by any stretch of the imagination.

I like a shot of rum in my coke (or perhaps my eggnog around this time of year), but, again, I'm not much for a lot of it. The same goes for White Russians and the occasional glass of vodka, or one of my friend's strange concoctions.

I do seem to hold alcohol fairly well, though (I've had moments of unintentional overindulgence before), but I just don't like the feeling of being drunk; it feels weird, I don't like not being in control of myself or moving without wanting to. I feel like alcohol should just be sipped at and enjoyed over a long period so you can actually taste it.

The best analogy I can think of is this: I like spicy food, but I like when it enhances and compliments the flavours of the dish, not when it's overpowering and it's all you can taste. And that's still a pretty shit analogy.