But I mean in real life he was Jesus.

Weird how everyone in the Middle East was white and spoke English with English accents back then. Damn them Mooslems comin' in and takin' the place over!

Also, Pernilla August has some really amazing kids. Jesus AND Anakin Skywalker? Man. She's good stock.

Also, I didn't grow up with rotary phones. The switch to touchtone was just before I came along, I wager, or while I was very young.

Eventually, I found an old one in my grandparent's shed when I was maybe four or five or so and I immediately figured it out; so those kids just must have been dumb. It was pretty obvious how it worked, and a lot more fun (though slower) to dial.