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My girlfriend says I'm special because I didn't feel her up on the first date after she showed me her tits.

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sean wookie said:

My girlfriend says I'm special because I didn't feel her up on the first date after she showed me her tits.

That's kind of a weird double standard.

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Tyrphanax said:

sean wookie said:

My girlfriend says I'm special because I didn't feel her up on the first date after she showed me her tits.

That's kind of a weird double standard.

Well I seen her tits through the internet. I didn't feel her up because I was being a gentlemen.

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sean wookie said:

Tyrphanax said:

sean wookie said:

My girlfriend says I'm special because I didn't feel her up on the first date after she showed me her tits.

That's kind of a weird double standard.

Well I seen her tits through the internet. I didn't feel her up because I was being a gentlemen.

Talking about her on the internet is not being a gentleman.

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Ugh. earhtlink and vonage just do NOT mix. I'm home for the weekend and even trying to watch a single youtube video crashes the DSL line! :<

edit: in fact I'm pretty sure it's just Earthlink fucking up, because it used to work with my wireless router and now it doesn't. I'd love to know how to fix this but tech support from both sides is completely and utterly useless.

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Bingowings said:

If it smells of you next door neighbour I'd think about moving.

LOL

It's difficult to successfully one-up a Simpsons joke. A winner is you, Bingo.

Just imagine Ralph saying that in the cafeteria and the late Doris Grau answering with that remark.

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TV's Frink said:

sean wookie said:

Tyrphanax said:

sean wookie said:

My girlfriend says I'm special because I didn't feel her up on the first date after she showed me her tits.

That's kind of a weird double standard.

Well I seen her tits through the internet. I didn't feel her up because I was being a gentlemen.

Talking about her on the internet is not being a gentleman.

Not feeling her tits up while staring at them as she bares them to you is not being a gentleman. She most certainly isn't being ladylike, therefore the time for chivalry has past.

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^So speaketh CP(I'll splitscreen anything that moves)3XXX

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In my experience, when breasts are on display, they're on display to be played with.

Displaying them and expecting them not to be played with reeks of a trap to me.

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That's what I said to that Venus chick in the Louvre... until the bells went off (her arms were like that before I got there I swear!).

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Bingo knows.

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TV's Frink said:

Twas his term, not mine.

Oops. Was intending that as a reply to Sean's post, but now just realized I quoted yours.

 

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In my experience, when breasts are on display, they're on display to be played with.

Displaying them and expecting them not to be played with reeks of a trap to me.

Yup. The time for chivalry has past. Give those puppies a squeeze. If she is the type to trap you with boobage displayage and make you feel like some kind of barbaric monster for cupping a feel after shoving them in your face (unless she is a stripper, then that is normal professional behavior) then she is probably the psycho sort that will tell you she is pregnant to keep you around and all sorts of other manipulative crap once thing get rolling.

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Why's everyone being so hard on the Wookie? I say if she thinks he's a gentlemen, whether or not that's true, it sure isn't a bad thing. Certainly better than her just thinking he's cripplingly shy.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, nobody is being hard on him. Just giving him friendly and, hopefully, helpful insight. And she didn't say he was a gentleman, she said he was "special", I am assuming in a, "Uh, I really wanted my boobs played with, silly." kind of way. But I might have read that wrong and she might genuinely have been appreciative he didn't react the way most guys his age would have.

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Whoops!  Sorry, I thought this was the Random Thoughts thread, not the Dirty Thoughts thread.  My bad!

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She tells her friends about stuff, I tell mine. I do talk to her friends on Skype so I hear reactions to this twice.

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I never had the chance to buy Texas-Grill Fritos.