TV's Frink said:
sean wookie said:
Tyrphanax said:
sean wookie said:
My girlfriend says I'm special because I didn't feel her up on the first date after she showed me her tits.
That's kind of a weird double standard.
Well I seen her tits through the internet. I didn't feel her up because I was being a gentlemen.
Talking about her on the internet is not being a gentleman.
Not feeling her tits up while staring at them as she bares them to you is not being a gentleman. She most certainly isn't being ladylike, therefore the time for chivalry has past.