TV's Frink said:
You guys need a Pat Man.
I can envision it:
Doubleofive: "Hey, Pat Man, how many listeners are currently tuned into the podcast?"
Pat Man: "24 :), 25 :), 23 :), 22 :), 21 :), 20 :), 19 :), 18 :), 17 :), 16 :), 15 :), 14 :), 13 :), 12 :), 11 :), 10 :), 9 :), 8 :), 7 :), 6 :), 5 :), 4 :), 3 :), 2 :), 1 :), 0 :)"
Doubleofive: "Thanks for that update, Pat Man; we'll check back with you in a few minutes."