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Maybe gravity would pull them any direction but down. Discuss!
However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
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What if Star Wars made no attempt at all to be remotely realistic and therefore all the laws of physics were thrown out?!?!?!?!
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It would be like a galaxy-sized version of the battle room from Ender's Game?
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Jedi would have to use the force to PREVENT things from flying into their hands. Everyone else would be crippled by small objects constantly speeding through the air and landing in their grasp.
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Physics thrown out? Do you mean right out the window?
Porkins could have ejected and survived.
If Tarkin jumped he wouldn't escape the gravitational pull.
He'd be orbiting Porkins
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Isn't that exactly what it does already?
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We're taking about throwing out "Physics", not "Science".
lol. ;)
Meh....okay, that was a half-assed joke. Sorry everyone.
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There's nothing newtonian about how spaceships behave in star wars.
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No shit. We already know that. :)
The only ship that acts Newtonian is the one Luke plays with (sort of).
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It would have been REALLY awkward when Vader tried to throw Palpatine down the shaft and he just floated there instead.
"So... I guess I'm fired then...?"
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It would probably be science fantasy, right?
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Yeah, that'd be crazy. They could have spaceships that move like airplanes!
Stay JEDI!
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I think it would be Fantasy/Fiction.
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I'm a little disappointed that such an alluring conversation has not attracted the attention of Father Skywalker :(
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Heresy must be contained like the cancer it is, before the rot spreads from the limbs into the body and the whole being must be cleansed in holy flame; purged from this sacred ground.
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NO. IT'z SPACE/Science!!!1!!!
Argggg.....This post would've made more sense (and been funnier) if it actually posted 20 minutes ago, instead of having a database issue. >:(
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Get your shit together, Tyrone.
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Well Star Wars is science fiction so it doesn't need to be realistic. All it needs is laser guns, swords, lots of bang bangs in space and sexy long haired Hayden underneath the Darth Vader mask.
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When you get to the Prequel Trilogy: Revisited, make sure you don't remove any sexy scenes with Anakin. We'd hate to miss out on that, Adywan. And maybe you could boost his voice so we can hear his stellar acting even better. ;)
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It's not science fiction, science fiction is fiction about science.
Space opera etc.