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Guess The Titles the STAR WARS Sequels... just for fun. — Page 5

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Bingowings said:

Creepy Puppet Looks.

Fixed.

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TV's Frink said:

Bingowings said:

Creepy Puppet Looks.

Fixed.

Now there are always two of them, there are.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Tyrphanax said:

I really hope they don't get really stupid titles.

 ^ This. I wonder if George already had titles in mind for his latest 'treatments'?

To be on the safe side I'd prefer if they are simply called this eventually...

Star Wars Episode VII

Star Wars Episode VIII

Star Wars Episode IX

 

 

 

(Star Wars Episode VII: Sith Happens)

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Call them all Star Wars with no subtitle or episode number.

Get people to figure out which one is which by looking at the distinctive character designs and interesting plot pointers on the poster.

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Episode VII: Resuscitation of the Franchise

Episode VIII: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Resuscitator

Episode IX: Flatlining But Still Merchandisable (The Big Cash-In)

Project Threepio (Star Wars OOT subtitles)

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^Is that when the ghost of Mace Windu says:

Somebody get these monkey fightin' snakes* off of this monday-to-friday x-wing!

 

*I prefere the mynock version

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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adywan said:

Episode VIII: The Search For More Money

   I thought that was for Spaceballs 2, lol. Sorry off-topic :(.

One day we will have properly restored versions of the Original Unaltered Trilogy (OUT); or 1977, 1980, 1983 Theatrical released versions (Like 4K77,4K80 and 4K83); including Prequels. So that future generations can enjoy these historic films that changed cinema forever.

Yoda: Try not, do or do not, there is no try.

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VII: The one that takes place after Return of The Jedi

VIII: The one that is kinda 'dark' like The Empire Strikes Back

IX: The one that sets up a possible "Star Wars: Episode X"

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

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VII: Jediz n the Hood

VIII: I'm Gonna Force Choke You Sucka

IX: White Droids Can't Weld

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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VII:  We missed the bus

VIII:  They missed the bus

IX:  When's the next bus?

"There's no cluster of midiclorians that controls my destiny!" -Han Solo, from a future revision of ANH

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Star Wars Episode VII: Keepers of the Force

( you read it here first! ;) )

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VII: Sabacc Royale

VIII: Quantum of Midichlorians

IX: Skywalkerfall

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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VII: Alderaan Graffitti

VIII:  Star Wars and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

VIIII:  Howard the Jedi

(I guess these wouldn't fit the new ownership, but I likes 'em.)

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Bingowings said:

Is that like Dungeons and Dragons?

Well nope, it was not a joke reference to anything, just my proposition for an episode VII title.

I think "Keepers of the Force" have all the things needed for a SW title. You have the word "Force" that was not used yet in any titles. You have "of the" (already 3 titles have that, so why not a fourth), and you have "Keepers" who could refer either to the old Jedi (like Luke) or the new ones and also could be a wink to the new team of filmakers doing this new trilogy.

So yes, I think "Keepers of the Force" would be my choice.

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But keepers?

Are the containing the Force?

Are they a barrier to the Force like a goal keeper or a gate keeper?

Outside the D&D usage it so specific a term that unless you know something about the plot that we don't it seems too random and dare I say it a bit boring.

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Hey!!....you said 'just for fun'

J

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Bingowings said:

But keepers?

The third grader in me lol'd.

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You are in the same thread as Dan Dan The Lavatory Man (ALOL BTW) so third grade is apropos.