Guess The Titles the STAR WARS Sequels... just for fun. — Page 4

darth_ender said:

Ep. VII how to make prefect otemeal

In cas yu mist it

Or Ep. VII: The Original Vision

Remember, you heard it from me first when that's the name!

They should literally go back to basics and just call Ep 7 "Star Wars." It could have a dumb serial name too, but I'd just market it as Star Wars, plain vanilla.

That said...

VII: Something Happens To Luke Again for Some Reason

VIII: Search for Yoda's Gold

IX: Who Dat Jedi!?

Episode 7: Artoo Gets His Thrusters Fixed

Episode 8: Three Cheers For Golden Rod

Episode 9: The Extendables

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Episode 7: The Return of the One Eyed Snake

After his miraculous escape from the Original Death Star, your friend & mine, Diaoga returns to terrify our unsuspecting heroes all over again with side-splitting results......not one for the faint hearted

Episode 8: Sith Academy

Hilarious goings on at the Sith Academy where the massive college & training unit is threatened with closure due to there only being one Master & one apprentice....time to bend those rules....if the Academy is to survive

Episode 9: Going Solo

After the break-up of his marriage Han moves in with his old Wookiee mate, Chewie who is also coming to terms with hair loss, there is nothing Han or the Heroes can do to persuade the balding Wookiee to cover up.

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No Sith Sherlock : The Victwardian sleuth is thrown back in a long time to a galaxy far far away to figure out who the bad guy is now the Luke has cleaned up the Sith.

With the recent news that Glen A Larson is to produce the next 3 Disney Star Wars Films, heres a loose framework of the New Trilogy

Episode 7: Ric Olie in the Next Century

After the celebrations on Naboo at the end of the first episode The Phantom Menace, N.N.S.A launches another of it's communication probes. In a freak mishap Prominent 3 and its pilot captain Ric Olie are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems, and returns Ric Olie to Naboo 55 years later....

Join Ric as he continues to point out the blatantly obvious to a whole new generation of starfighter pilots.....but attitudes have changed in his absence....his comments now border on condescending and patronising....it's a steep learning curve if Ric is to survive... 

Episode 8: Jedi-Knight Flyer

A shadowy flight into the dangerous universe of a Jedi who does not exist. Abel Starkiller: a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a galaxy of criminals who operate above the law

Episode 9: StarDestroyer Galaxicon

The BattleDroids were created by Trade Federation. They rebelled. Fifty years later they came back. They evolved. They rebelled. They look and feel Human. And they have a plan.

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Episode VII: A Fistful of Credits

Episode VIII: For A Few Credits More

Episode IX: The Jedi, The Sith, and The Why The Kriff Are There Nine Of These Movies

Jaitea said:

Episode 7: Ric Olie in the Next Century

After the celebrations on Naboo at the end of the first episode The Phantom Menace, N.N.S.A launches another of it's communication probes. In a freak mishap Prominent 3 and its pilot captain Ric Olie are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems, and returns Ric Olie to Naboo 55 years later....

Join Ric as he continues to point out the blatantly obvious to a whole new generation of starfighter pilots.....but attitudes have changed in his absence....his comments now border on condescending and patronising....it's a steep learning curve if Ric is to survive... 

Signs point to yes.

Episode VII: A New Order

Episode VIII: Agents of Evil

Episode IX: Rise of the Jedi

VII: New Order

VIII: Joy Division

IX: Happy Monday

Creepy Sex Looks.

Ghosts Can't Do It.

My God It's Full Of Death Stars.