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Guess The Titles the STAR WARS Sequels... just for fun. — Page 2

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Revenge Of The Fanboy.  Now, that's really scary.
That's some bad hat, Harry
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EP VII: Dawn of the Past

EPVIII: The Ancient Shadows

EPIX: The Order of Light

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Heir to the Empire.

And in the time of greatest despair, there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as the Son of the Suns.

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Chesty Cyborg says :

I think the ideal title for the next presentation is Annika Hansen.

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Ep VII: The Return of the Empire or Rise of a New Empire.

Ep VII: The Kid of the New Jedi.

Ep IX :Fall of the New Empire.

One day we will have properly restored versions of the Original Unaltered Trilogy (OUT); or 1977, 1980, 1983 Theatrical released versions (Like 4K77,4K80 and 4K83); including Prequels. So that future generations can enjoy these historic films that changed cinema forever.

Yoda: Try not, do or do not, there is no try.

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VII: Jar-Jar: The True Mastermind

VII: Jar-Jar Uncloaked

IX: Plan 9 from Planet Jar-Jar

X: Jar-Jar Reloaded

XI: Jar-Jar In Love

XII: Son of Jar-Jar

 

I wish that I could just wish my feelings away...but I can't.  Wishful wishing can only lead to wishes wished for in futile wishfulness, which is not what I wish to wish for. 

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XIII: The Holiday Special Part 2 (Jar-Jar celebrates Life Day with Ewoks.  Starring Hayden Christiensen and Jake Lloyd)

I wish that I could just wish my feelings away...but I can't.  Wishful wishing can only lead to wishes wished for in futile wishfulness, which is not what I wish to wish for. 

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VII: A New Saga

VIII: Revenge of the Clones

IX: Return of the Sith

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georgec said:

The Ridiculous Menace

Attack of the Ridiculousness

Revenge of the ___?

If they do that, I'll sue.

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LexX said:

Hair to the Empire.

Fixed

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Why not use a title generator site? :)

Here's an example: http://videogamena.me/

Even though that one's meant for video game titles, you sometimes get Star Wars and Indiana Jones titles.

After some clicks it generated:

Star Wars Cooking Conflict
Jedi Football Gaiden
Star Wars Makeover on the High Seas
Star Wars Speed - Hot Pursuit

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You_Too said:

Star Wars Cooking Conflict

/thread

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Davnes007 said:

Ep. 7 - A New Hope II
Ep. 8 - The Empire Strikes Back II
Ep. 9 - Return of The Jedi II

I hope Disney doesn't try this.that seems exactly like something a big company who doesn't understand what makes Star Wars good would do.

I wish that I could just wish my feelings away...but I can't.  Wishful wishing can only lead to wishes wished for in futile wishfulness, which is not what I wish to wish for. 

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The Radical Redux Threat.

The Shampoo And Pastry Story.

The Zigfried Follies.

Return Of The Final Milf.

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Star Wars Begins.

The Jedi Knight

Jedi Knight Rises.

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Episode VII. The Search for More Money.

VIII Is this cash Cow dried Up?

IX Dead Horse Beaten to dust

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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I really hope they don't get really stupid titles.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Star Wars Episode VIII: The Search for Episode VII

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Whatever it is, I hope it includes "Requiem" in there somewhere so that people will stop using that goddamn word all the time.

All I really want is each film as it was originally seen and heard in theaters; no fixes, corrections, "improvements" or modifications necessary.