walkingdork said:

I drank way too much last night. I have a female friend who is rather large (not my thing) who is always jokingly flirting with me. Last night she sent me some rather disturbing nude photos of herself while I was half in the bag (at only 8PM mind you). Apparently at one point texted me to hear how I felt about the photos and I sort of cheered her on about it in a joking manner.

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Still, after being hungover all day, I think I need to tone down the drinking. Problem is I only get to go out once or twice a month and when I do, I just get destroyed. Hopefully I can start smoking weed again soon.

Oh man, I hate those situations! I've gotten myself in a lot deeper than you though. So, a year ago I could honestly say I've never slept with anyone I wasn't really attracted too. I mean, all my women had been really hot. Since then, I've woken up next to two different rotund women. Both times I was drunk, both times I felt icky the next day, and both times I recall some perverse drunken chivalrous thoughts from the night before of, "Aw, no way this poor girl ever gets male attention, might as well give her the night of her life.", and both times it followed me for several agonizing days as she pursued a relationship and wouldn't take a hint. So very awkward.

I hate being such an asshole. :(