darth_ender said:
I'm assuming DuracellEnergizer is joking, because aside from the obviously incorrect statements, those that are more accurate were framed in a rather demeaning way. But just so everyone knows, I will clarify one thing, and that is the root of the meaning of Christmas: it comes from Christ Mass, as in the Catholic worship service centered on Christ. The rest I'm guessing is a mockery of Jehovah's Witnesses, though I'm not positive.
Yes, I was joking. To be clear, I was mocking the BS my parents force-fed me to believe when I was younger. They aren't JWs, though; they follow the teachings - poorly, I might add - of arch-fool and false prophet Herbert W. Armstrong (he did steal ideas from the JWs, though, amongst others, so any confusion is understandable).