The Aluminum Falcon said:

An improvement, but still not entirely happy. Please don't be campy... Please don't be.

And all I could think about in my head, after seeing the photos, was:

And next the men of the Second Armoured Division regale us with their famous close order swanning about.

Squad... Camp it ... up!

Oooh get her! Whoops!
I've got your number ducky.
You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.
I'd scratch your eyes out.

Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where you've been, you military fairy!

Whoops, don't look now girls,
The major's just minced in
With that dolly colour sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho!