I'm not allowed to celebrate Christmas - after all, it's a pagan holiday centered around an elderly child molester that's been adopted and modified by counterfeit Christianity to win half-converted heathens into the fold. Christ wasn't even born in the winter months, anyway; even if He had been, Christ never told us to celebrate His birthday, and, really, if Christ is silent on an issue, He's really against it. And don't you know "Christmas" is just short for "Christ massacre", that - when you get right to the bottom of things - the holiday really celebrates the death of Christ?

Makes you think, don't it?