Between the ages of nine and twenty-seven I was waiting the death of the oppressive Thatcher spawned government and when Blair got in it was like the end of ROTJ (all fireworks and teddy bears).

Then came eleven years of illegal wars and the sort of corruption we used to take the mick out of the Italians for.

Now we have an hilariously awful Government so screwed up that satirists are having a hard time topping the tawdry reality of it all.

I can't imagine it being much different elsewhere.

Honestly don't waste time picking sides or encouraging them to waste money campaigning.

Vote for the official looney not the one pretending to be serious.

There should a mechanism for quantifying the acceptable minimum standards for living in a nation and if anyone falls below that mark under their watch the elected leader could be executed on live television and plowed into the soil.

That would keep them on their toes.