TV's Frink said:

Gaffer Tape said:

I don't drink. I've never smoked... anything. I've never taken any mind-altering substances. Well, except for when my wisdom teeth were taken out when I was 16. That was fun!

Except for the fact that I have an occasional beer or glass of wine, this post might as well have been written by me. Even the wisdom teeth at 16 thing!

I wish my wisdom teeth would've come out. Mine only show up on X-ray, they're buried in my jaw, and that has prevented me from getting braces. That's why I have crooked teeth.

On more things to bitch about, ever blow your nose in the sink, early in the morning, you feel the booger come out, but can't figure out for the life of you where the hell it's gone? It has happened for the nth time to me this morning, and it's probably gone down the drain. But sometimes I've found the bastards in my fingers, or in my hair, sitting there like they're mocking me... Sodding flying boogers...