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Originally posted by: bad_karma24
So... you basically want a new movie? Because with the magnitude of these changes it would proabably have to be done.
OK why not add a CGI Woody Allen to the whole thing?
"Oh, uh, you see, I'm not against the empire in any way, you know, it's just that... I don't know, I don't feel confortable sleeping inside this Death Star, it's just so morbid... And where are all the women? I mean, with all those stormtroopers and uh... these soldiers and generals and all those people, I almost miss my ex-wife, you know...? And my shrink was in Alderaan and you guys... you guys blew it off, the whole planet, that's just perfect, I have paid for two sesisons in advanced, and now she's start dust, and now where am I going to find another Freudian who charges 50 dollars a session? Coruscant? I mean, it's just... you know... And oh, my car was parked in Alderaan, and now it's gone... Maybe we should, you know, make a deal with those rebels, and give them a planet or something... give them uh, the Endor moon, they love those ewok things, you know?"