Just making a brief visit, and I had to start a new thread. If Pat Man were a superhero, what powers would he have?

Starting the list:
Keen observation powers - he'd be able to decipher the most amazingly complex situations in mere moments!
Confuse his enemies - under interrogation, his statements would baffle his enemies and sending them running in circles!
Time warp - in order to complete all his tasks, he could slow down time, apparently finding time to accomplish even the most mundane tasks in a single day!

Quick! To the Pat Cave!