Broken fan
B&W CRT TV with rabbit ears
Three children: buy two, get one free! (no longer for sale due to veto-wielding wife)
Lot of 461 pirated VHSs of 80s and 90s films
Rubber ducky
Fidel Castro's umbilical cord (not sure if legitimate)
Signed William Shatner toupee
Slightly used engine oil
Insect collection from my grandfather, circa 1929
Let me know if your interested and I'll give you google maps directions.