Get an eight-track tape of L.A. Woman (there's only a few in existence) and steal a car. Even if you own one, steal a car. Get in that car, play the tape, full-blast, and drive West.

When the tape ends, get out and go to the nearest bar and start to play pool or pinball or possibly even foosball and wait to get into a fight.

Afterwards, get back in that car and drive it until it runs out of gas. Then, torch it.

And, as you're standing there watching those flames, if you can still hear the Doors sound, then, my friend, you will have become a Doors fan.