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Post #598757

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HewittYoda
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When You Are a Movie/TV Character...
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Date created
27-Sep-2012, 11:45 AM

You fix Mainframe computers by "rebooting" them.

You never have to go to the bathroom.  You never have to eat or drink, either which might be why you never have to go to the bathroom.

You never fart, burp, or sneeze unless it's required to move the action forward.

You look good all the time, so do all your friends/spouses/coworkers - unless you or your friend/spouse/coworker is the "awkward" one.

Your office or government agency always has the most up to date equipment and furniture -- and the fastest computers.

There's always some awesomely appropriate song playing in the background everytime you do anything.

It's rare for anyone in your world to be older than 43.