You know those really annoying motormouth people who have verbal diarrhea and go on and on about every fact in their head at high speed in a really grating chirpy way?

Grate don't they... I mean great aren't they?

You need to try some of that.

Forget the nonsense about being a desperate, worthless, friendless guy for a while.

Take on the role of an overly confident, talkative, hyperactive, intrusive, space invader.

See it as role play.

You sound good at that to me.

Try it on people who don't know you first.

You certainly haven't got anything to lose there so just go into a place where you aren't known, a restaurant, a bar and just not shut up about how into the first thing that comes into your mind you are and how happy you are you found this thing.

Why not pretend to be the devotee of some religion you have just made up?

It will give you a bit of perspective on how the other side of the spectrum is and it will get you exercising the other 50% of your social skill set so when you are in a situation you actually care about and where you want to be yourself, you don't go in like a storm cloud waiting for the sun.

If you want your dreams to come true you have to wake up, alternatively you can stay miserable but redefine it by adding a cat.