Jerry: Tonight, our topic is, "Filmakers that f(BEEP)ked my childhood". We have Bob here, he's 34 years old, lives in his parents basement, and is pissed of with GL. Tell us why, Bob.
Bob (wearing a ROTS t-shirt): That's right Jerry. You see, Mr. Lucas decided to change the original trilogy adding some crappy CGI and more scenes of Greedo shooting Han Solo first, and decided to vanish with the original, classical movies we all loved.
Jerry: Well, we have a surprise for you. Directly from the Skywalker Ranch, he agrred to be with us today... here's George Lucas!
(George Lucas comes in, people boo him. Bob gets up and picks up a chair)
Bob: You muthaf(BEEP)ka!! You c(BEEP)ksucking piece of s(BEEP)t! (throws chair at GL)
GL: Oh, so you want a piece of me? You want a f(BEEP)ing piece of me? Well f(BEEP)k you too, you fat loser! I screwed with your f(BEEP)ing childhood, yes, and I'm proud of it! F(BEEP)k you all! I'm from hollywood, I have the brains!