You can't even suggest to these guys that you can buy LONE WOLF MCQUADE for 12 bucks, so the OT isn't a big deal, they flip right out even while having no real response. So what do they want, with all this shrieking? Oh nothing major, just for everyone, everywhere to accept the good news of Sebulba Christ into our lives, or suffer damnation when all people and their google searches don't genuflect with the proper respect.
We want to buy 3 old movies. So, clearly, we're the nutty ones.