Great idea, Ric! 'Tonight in the ring...being pulled out of seclusion and denial at gunpoint by rabid Trekkies For Hire...George 'The Indecisive' Lucas! On over in this corner, the competition...intending to set Lucas straight with words of fury is our panel of Star Wars Intervention Specialists, [insert debaters and their nicknames here]. Let the intervention begin!'

It would have to be a heated intervention...there's no other way around it...we need him to admit that he has a problem, and a boxing ring setting, complete with announcer, might help a bit.