zombie84 said:

... Go read the negative 1982 reviews of Blade Runner and you will be able to substitue the word "Prometheus" and magically end up with the same reviews as 2012.

I just came from wasting $4.75 on Prometheus

Nano-review: Don't see it, it sucks mostly.

Review:

The first hour and 1/4 is terrible. Hokey dialoge, rediculous premise.
The title doesn't fit in. The special effects don't get in the way, but they
don't thrill you out of your gourd either. How they can push that stuff
on us is unknown to me. Bring a lot of suspension of disbelief if you go
to see this flick.

After that part, we get into the action. This is well done and full of
suspense. Not worth the first part though, where you sit hoping you can
leave without missing anything.

Then we get the ending, which is really tacky.

Don't see this film unless Harrison Ford is your god, and you want to
see your god make a fool of himself doing stupid voice-overs of his thoughts.