A little kid at home answers the phone.
He whispers into the receiver "Hello?"
-"Hello? Is that you?"
[ still whispering] -"Yeah."
-"Could you put your mommy through, please?"
[whispering] - "She's not here"
-"Well, what about your daddy?"
[whispering] -"He's not here either"
-"Where are your parents?"
[whispering] -"Mommy's in the basement..."
-"And your dad?"
[whispering] -"Daddy's.... on the roof."
-"Well.... could you get me your sister?"
[whispering] -"She's not here."
-"Where is she?"
[whispering] -"She's down at our swimming pool."
-"And your brother?"
[whispering] -"He's in the garden."
-"What ARE they doing???"
[whispering] -"Looking for me!"