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Bingowings said:

Oops!

just read this.  how heck was this allowed to happen?   according to the article, the restoration was unauthorized.   How did no one at the church realize what this old lady was doing and stop her?   wow. 

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(I’m bored again)

The Presidents of the United States:

  1. George Washington   April 30, 1789 - March 4, 1797
  2. John Adams   March 4, 1797 - March 4, 1801
  3. Thomas Jefferson   March 4, 1801 - March 4, 1809
  4. James Madison   March 4, 1809 - March 4, 1817
  5. James Monroe   March 4, 1817 - March 4, 1825
  6. John Quincy Adams   March 4, 1825 - March 4, 1829
  7. Andrew Jackson   March 4, 1829 - March 4, 1837
  8. Martin Van Buren  March 4, 1837 - March 4, 1841
  9. William Henry Harrison   March 4, 1841 - April 4, 1841 (died in office)
  10. John Tyler   April 4, 1841 - March 4, 1845
  11. James K. Polk   March 4, 1845 - March 4, 1849
  12. Zachary Taylor   March 4, 1849 - July 9, 1850 (died in office)
  13. Millard Fillmore   July 9, 1850 - March 4, 1853
  14. Franklin Pierce   March 4, 1853 - March 4, 1857
  15. James Buchanan   March 4, 1857 - March 4, 1861
  16. Abraham Lincoln   March 4, 1861 - April 15, 1865 (assassinated)
  17. Andrew Johnson   April 15, 1865 - March 4, 1869
  18. Ulysses S. Grant   March 4, 1869 - March 4, 1877
  19. Rutherford B. Hayes   March 4, 1877 - March 4, 1881
  20. James A. Garfield   March 4, 1881 - September 19, 1881 (assassinated)
  21. Chester A. Arthur   September 19, 1881 - March 4, 1885
  22. Grover Cleveland   March 4, 1885 - March 4, 1889
  23. Benjamin Harrison   March 4, 1889 - March 4, 1893
  24. Grover Cleveland   March 4, 1893 - March 4, 1897
  25. William McKinley   March 4, 1897 September 14, 1901 (assassinated)
  26. Theodore Roosevelt   September 14, 1901 - March 4, 1909
  27. William Howard Taft   March 4, 1909 - March 4, 1913
  28. Woodrow Wilson   March 4, 1913 - March 4, 1921
  29. Warren G. Harding   March 4, 1921 - August 2, 1923 (died in office)
  30. Calvin Coolidge   August 2, 1923 - March 4, 1929
  31. Herbert Hoover   March 4, 1929 - March 4, 1933
  32. Franklin D. Roosevelt   March 4, 1933 - April 12, 1945 (died in office)
  33. Harry S. Truman   April 12, 1945 - January 20, 1953
  34. Dwight D. Eisenhower   January 20 1953 - January 20, 1961
  35. John F. Kennedy   January 20 1961 - November 22, 1963 (assassinated)
  36. Lyndon B. Johnson   November 22, 1963 - January 20, 1969
  37. Richard Nixon   January 20, 1969 - August 9, 1974 (resigned from office)
  38. Gerald Ford   January 20, 1974 - January 20, 1977
  39. Jimmy Carter   January 20, 1977 - January 20, 1981
  40. Ronald Reagan   January 20, 1981 - January 20, 1989
  41. George H. W. Bush   January 20, 1989 - January 20, 1993
  42. Bill Clinton   January 20, 1993 - January 20, 2001
  43. George W. Bush   January 20, 2001 - January 20, 2009
  44. Barack Obama   January 20, 2009 - January 20, 2017
  45. Donald J. Trump   January 20, 2017 - January 20, 2021
  46. Joseph R. Biden, Jr.   January 20, 2021 - ?
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Movin' to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches

However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
-Moth3r

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Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory in China

However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
-Moth3r

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Bingo,  out of curiosity, why are you using King Henry IV as your avatar?  

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Ziggy Stardust said:

Since I haven't posted or been online in nearly a month, somebody should fill me in on everything I've missed.

 

Previously on OT.COM:


C3PS: Ziggy, I AM your father!

ZIGGY: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!


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TV's FRINK: Look at me! Look at me! I'm TV's Frink! Look at me! Look at this picture! Watch my edit! Look at me!

 

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WARBLER: *Sigh*

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NEGATIVE1:

Later

-1

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WARBLER: *Sigh*

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WARBLER: *Sigh*

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FERRIS: Messa back!

WARBLER: YAY!!!

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WARBLER: *Sigh*

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GORMALLY: Messa back!

C3PX: Pft. Pansy ass loser of a demon,"

GORMALLY: I've become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

C3PX: Yeah right!

GORMALLY: See?

C3PX: Oh carp! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

GORMALLY: GORMALLY IS PLEASE WITH THIS NEW VESSEL.

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BINGOWINGS: Two weeks without a cigarette and counting.

WARBLER: *Sigh*

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ZIGGYSTARDUST: Messa back! What happened?

TV's FRINK: Political carp. What else?

C3PS: Hey, check out my attempt at a television like recap!

WARBLER: *Sigh*

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And now the conclusion...


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CP3S said:

TV's FRINK: Look at me! Look at me! I'm TV's Frink! Look at me! Look at this picture! Watch my edit! Look at me!

Please, I'm not nearly that dignified.

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I have been without a cigarette for about 7 years but I've been without nicotine for over two weeks.

Regarding Henry, I like the hat and the painting is a good likeness.

Meanwhile WOMB ZOO!

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Ziggy Stardust said:

...In other words, I haven't missed anything.

ahhh....

It's good to be back isn't it?

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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Gentlemen and lady or two,

I'm getting a new job in a couple weeks, which may cut back on my already cut back posting. But just know that I'm in a better place, or at least a different place.


doubleofive

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New Job?

New Old Testament guy with boils?

What's he got that we ain't got?

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You'll be missed Mr. 005.  Hopefully that better place isn't a morgue ;)

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I took my current job doing pretty much everything IT for a government contractor so I could make contacts at the local Naval base (yes, there's a naval base in southern Indiana). It's been five years, but it finally paid off! Going to be doing computer/network security, so I'll actually be able to focus on one thing instead of being a "jack of all trades, master of none" kind of approach I've had to have previously.

Also, it's a huge pay increase, so Mrs O'Five really likes that part.

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Starfleet Security say :

Sir, I'm sorry. You don't want to be discussing this subject in public.

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Before the beginning there was the Nothing. The Nothing was without form, an empty void. Then the Creator came, and It hovered before the darkness.

And the Creator said "Begin," and the Creation began. It stretched forth Its hand, and order was formed. With it came the heavens, time, and life. The Creator beheld the Creation, and was well pleased.

Then the Creator said "I shall make gods in My image, after My likeness, so that they may rule over the infinite heavens and their worlds and over all the living creatures that dwell within."

So the Creator created gods after Its own image, after Its likeness, in the image of the Creator It created them, good and evil It created them.

The Creator blessed them and said to them, "Do what thou wilt."

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Warbler said:




The Presidents of the United States:

44. Barack Obama   January 20, 2009 - January 20, 2013


45. RON PAUL JANUARY 20, 2013 - FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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The doctor tells me I have labyrinthitis, something about a guitar on my drum???

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Bingowings said:

New Job?

New Old Testament guy with boils?

What's he got that we ain't got?

Boils, hopefully.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!