London 2012, Olympics — Page 11

I generally find sports boring as hell but I must confess that I've been enjoying some of the Paralympic versions of the events much more than the conventional versions.

Basketball with wheelchairs is much more exciting than vanilla basketball.

Why not make the Paralympic versions the standard and then you could have people who can only play with wheelchairs competing against people who don't need them to play.

That way athletes would be athletes regardless of how many functional limbs they have.

I tried to get Hope Solo's autograph, but the b**** walked straight past me in the crowd.

What a waste.

The best bit of the whole festival.