BUMP!

I drive this (my mom's car)

Obviously this isn't my actual vehicle, it's a picture I found on google images.
The one I drive is dirty and dented from multiple accidents. It's a miracle it still works at all (well, we did replace the engine)
You know the saying "that thing handles like a shopping cart" ?
Well this thing is actually worse! I adjusted to its crap factor eventually, but a couple of friends of mine who've tried it say it is hell to control.

Add to that weak brakes, a constant need to fill the radiator with water, upholstery and other various doodads falling apart more and more as time passes, and you've got yourself a sweet little Shitmobile. :)