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Maybe a guy and a girl are in an intimate situation but a nasty person swaps their tube of lube with garlic puree and it's then that we discover they are both vampires.
Weirdest necropost EVER.
Not too strange.. I saw that my local mall just opened their yearly Halloween Store. Oh, and BIG LOTS has the X-Mas lights up for sale as of last week...
“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison
Bingowings said:
Maybe a guy and a girl are in an intimate situation but a nasty person swaps their tube of lube with garlic puree and it's then that we discover they are both vampires.
Yeah, that would really suck.
Ha ha! Get it? "Suck??"
Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!
lol at thread title.