Total Recall (2012)
Simple Formula: Total Recall (1990) + Blade Runner + I Robot = Lots of Confusing Action
They took a bunch of action scenes, lots of special effects, two ass-kicking chicks, and squashed them all together. AND then, just to piss off everyone, they didn't show the one thing... or should I say the three things... everyone wanted to see in their full naked goodness.
At least I didn't have to pay $12 to watch it. Yay to teh interwebz!