I'm going to try to dub Jar Jar with my own voice, I need dialogue suggestions for the sequence when he meets with Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan for the first time, although I do plan to redub him in the whole movie.

What I had in mind was to have Jar Jar tell them about Naboo City instead of Gungan City, that way I can skip the awful Gungans, and just have them go directly to the queen via Bongo. As for Jar Jar, I don't want him to be so clumsy and annoying as he is, I just want him to be a little bit of a smartass but with some genuinely funny and witty moments. With the smartass part I want him to fill a little of the void that the prequels had without Han Solo, and with the funny part I want him to fill for the absent humor of C-3PO. I want him to have an attitude that he wants to fight but when the time comes, he is a coward. And also making excuse for backing out.

Please give me dialogue suggestions for anywhere in the movie but preferably the scene mentioned above, and also if you have any character suggestions for him, I welcome them. Also if anyone thinks they're up to the challenge of redubing Jar Jar, then PM me and we'll talk.