Bingowings said:
You are supposed to say something along the lines of, 'I am inexplicably attractive to people of all ages and genders, astonishingly charismatic and sadly the smartest person I know, I see it as a curse'.
That'd be a lie. Maybe except for that curse thing.
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Of course Warbler is wrong about booze. Alcohol does ruin people around the drinker.