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Liar George Lucas has no soul! he sold it in the early eighties,
That's why it was available for download.
Anyway, right now I'm downloading... Lucas. Yeah, take that! Seems someone digitally cut him into nanometer-thin slices and scanned each of those from both sides, then put it online on a secure FTP. It's the thinner version of Lucas, from the 90s, but it's still pretty hefty at 4532049349242 terabytes of lossless PNG files.
Once I'm done downloading (I'm at 0,0000094929424% now), I'll print them all, cut them out, glue them together and thus build my own Lucas. Then I'll have him remove Christensen from RotJ.