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GORMALLY is now housed in a dumpy white guy.  

 

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GORMALLY was tired of being in the cold and found this old sluggo going to waste.  The yellow one with the purple hat is no longer needed.

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Hi, Gormally!  May I cuddle you?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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GORMALLY said:

GORMALLY was tired of being in the cold and found this old sluggo going to waste.  The yellow one with the purple hat is no longer needed.

Heh, I was two bodies ago...

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Gaffer Tape said:

Hi, Gormally!  May I cuddle you?

Don't tease GORMALLY with affection only to walk away.

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Great googely-moogely!  I'm back!

After a bath in a vat of mayo and soy, I have trapped that imp in some type of phantom zone.  I just wouldn't quote this posting or he might get loose and come after you.

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Sluggo said:

Great googely-moogely!  I'm back!

After a bath in a vat of mayo and soy, I have trapped that imp in some type of phantom zone.  I just wouldn't quote this posting or he might get loose and come after you.

What did you say about not quoting this post? I didn't quite catch that?

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C3PX says:

SORRY, THIS VESSEL IS ALREADY OCCUPIED BY AN EVIL DEMONIC FORCE. ONLY ONE EVIL FORCE PER MEMBER.

 

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GORMALLY HAS GROWN QUITE STRONG. GORMALLY HAS HAD MANY MONTHS TRAPPED INSIDE IGNORANT NABOOBIAN TO DIET, EXERCISE, AND MEDITATE. DEMONIC HELLSPAWN/ROBOT/EWOK THINGYS ARE NO MATCH FOR GORMALLY ANY LONGER.

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C3PX says:

GET. OUT. OF. MY. VESSEL.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU, YOU PITHY LITTLE IMP. YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR A DEMONIC FORCE OF MY POWER.

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SILLY DEMONIC EWOK UNDERESTIMATES GORMALLY'S NEW FOUND POWERS. HAHAHA!

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C3PX says:

*Sigh*

TIME FOR ME TO PUT AN END TO YOU, STUPID RED TURD.

YOU'VE OCCASIONALLY BEEN AN AMUSING LITTLE ELEMENT TO THESE FORUMS, BUT NOW YOU'VE GROWN A LITTLE TOO COCKY FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

GOODBYE GORMALLY...

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GORMALLY LAUGHS AT THE PATHETIC DEMON EWOK'S ATTEMPTS. POOR EWOK. HE HAS GORMALLY'S PITY.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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C3PX says:

HUH? THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE... I CAN'T... BUT... HE'S JUST A WEAK LITTLE IMP... WHY CAN'T I...

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GORMALLY BANISHES YOU!!!

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C3PX says:

ARRRRRRGGGG!!!

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GORMALLY IS PLEASED WITH THIS HARDY NEW VESSEL.

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C3PX says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo...