Okay my second shot at finding a translator is looking like it's going to fizzle (not entirely sure yet, but certainly not looking good). It's looking like a possibility I'm not going to find anyone to do the Japanese-back-to-English translation. For anyone who thinks they may know a potential translator, I've got a really long MP3 file and an SRT template we can give them.

Otherwise, if we can't find anyone, I'll just put together what I've got right now (which is very nice after all), and send it to my QA group, who I've determined will be SilverWook whether he likes it or not.