DuracellEnergizer said:
I'm pissed off that indecent exposure isn't allowed in this ostensibly enlightened society. I should be allowed to make any lewd gesture to any damn woman I want with my two golf balls and driver without fear of being tossed in a dank pee-pee soaked heckhole to become the plaything of a giant greasy biker named Bubba.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/07/25/20120725oregona-man-washes-genitals.html
PORTLAND, Ore. -- A 40-year-old man is accused of washing his genitals in a drinking fountain at a Portland park.
Witnesses told police the man tried to talk with nearby kids Monday morning then took off clothes and began washing in the fountain at Couch Park.
The Oregonian reports the man was booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct and misusing a drinking fountain.
He's also charged with disorderly conduct in a separate incident in June and has pleaded not guilty.
That guy's your cousin or something huh???
