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Unlike all the complaints about The Dark Knight Rises, there'd be no confusing plot because everything would be expounded so clearly. It could start at the moment when he was born...
Ric's mother: Oh, he's such a handsome little baby. And look...he's bald on top.
Ric: Goo gatchon pitty quik.
Ric's father: What did he say?
...and to his training days...
Ric's flight instructor: Yes, Ric. Why are you here?
Ric: I'm here to be a pilot in Her Majesty's fleet.
Ric's flight instructor: I know that. You've been in the Royal Flight Academy for two years. I mean, why are you in my office?
Ric: Uh...look over there!
Ric's flight instructor looks away and Ric darts out of the room.
I'm serious, guys. What do you think? ;)