Bingowings said:

JAR JAR : That was impressive.

OBI WAN : What's this?

QUI-GON : A local, let's get out of here before more droids show up.

JAR JAR : Hello, STILL HERE! So you propose to leave me on my own, unarmed in the middle of a war, you are worse than the people in the city.

QUI-GON : A city?

JAR JAR: We don't all live in the woods, you know.

QUI-GON : Can you take us there?

JAR JAR : Sorry but no.

QUI-GON : No?

JAR JAR : They don't like outsiders they will probably do terrible things to you.

QUI-GON : Do you hear that?

JAR JAR : Do I look hard of hearing?

QUI-GON : That's the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way.

OBI-WAN: If the find us they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion.

JAR JAR: Well as you put it so melodramatically...

Great- keep this dialogue coming! I particularly like this exchange:

QUI-GON : Do you hear that?

JAR JAR : Do I look hard of hearing?

That's the kind of witty dialogue we are looking for...