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What is your interpretation of crop formations?

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Are they made by extraterrestrials? Time travellers? Government researchers testing out secret technology?

Whatever they are, I find it hard to believe what the skeptics believe: that all crop formations are made by bunch of greasy, chubby college-dropoutsusing rope and wooden planks.

I have yet to see any skeptic offer proof for their claims. Until a video surfaces on Youtube showing a group of people making a 350-foot wide formation in PITCH BLACKNESS in the middle of a farm, WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT, in LESS than 12 hours, then I will remain convinced that such a thing is simply not possible.

http://youtu.be/Ql1PPkZiHl8

 

 

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A Greasy, Chubby College-Dropout said:

Are they made by extraterrestrials? Time travellers? Government researchers testing out secret technology?

Whatever they are, I find it hard to believe what the skeptics believe: that all crop formations are made by bunch of greasy, chubby college-dropoutsusing rope and wooden planks.

I have yet to see any skeptic offer proof for their claims. Until a video surfaces on Youtube showing a group of people making a 350-foot wide formation in PITCH BLACKNESS in the middle of a farm, WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT, in LESS than 12 hours, then I will remain convinced that such a thing is simply not possible.

http://youtu.be/Ql1PPkZiHl8

:P

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kamalayka said:

I have yet to see any skeptic offer proof for their claims. Until a video surfaces on Youtube showing a group of people making a 350-foot wide formation in PITCH BLACKNESS in the middle of a farm, WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT, in LESS than 12 hours, then I will remain convinced that such a thing is simply not possible.

http://youtu.be/Ql1PPkZiHl8

 

 

This actually has been demonstrated, decades ago. The entire thing was a hoax from the beginning. They used planks of wood to flaten the ground, which is why there are no footprints. Then other people started copying them.

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That the aliens that make them are allergic to water.

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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Monolithium said:

That the aliens that make them are allergic to water.

That's just according to Mr Shamalamadingdong.

Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, your avatar is incredibly distracting. Where can I find a bigger version of that picture?

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Back in my staunch pseudo-Christian literalist days, I believed at least some of the crop circles were created by the Devil to fool people into believing in non-existent aliens.

These days, though, I go with the mainstream consensus that good ol' humans did it without the use of any fancy tech or hocus pocus.

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Bingowings said:

A wizard did them.

That would be so wizard.

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TV's Frink said:

Bingowings said:

A wizard did them.

That would be so wizard.

 

not really

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[no GOUT in CED?-> GOUT CED]

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Karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon-layka said:

What is your interpretation of crop formations?

Sort of like this....

 

squeeeaaag loooggggg hamm giaaaaant

 

with flappier hands... obviously

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kamalayka said:

Are they made by extraterrestrials? Time travellers? Government researchers testing out secret technology?

Elvis.

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TV's Frink said:

Wut

I miss read the title as 'What is your impression of crop formations?' I would've said 'Sorry I don't do impressions' in an attempt to be humorous. I realised my mistake though and changed it to something nonsensical and odd.

 

Fleeeeaiiiaggg

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Leonardo said:

Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, your avatar is incredibly distracting. Where can I find a bigger version of that picture?

https://twitter.com/DianaPrinceXXX/status/212345323908104193

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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Monolithium said:

Leonardo said:

Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, your avatar is incredibly distracting. Where can I find a bigger version of that picture?

https://twitter.com/DianaPrinceXXX/status/212345323908104193

Dayum!- I mean, thank you, good sir.