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10 hours wasn't enough to adapt A Clash of Kings. Should have been closer to 12 or 13. That's why this season felt so rushed, and why they changed so much around (well, Dany's story was changed because it was so fucking boring in the book - can't wait to see how they re-write Mereen). Hell, even A Game of Thrones barely made it with 10 hours, but Clash is, while a similar length, much more dense than Game, so the extra episodes could have helped very much.
I'm very, very glad they'll be tackling A Storm of Swords over the next two seasons and not just one - now that book is significantly longer than Game or Clash, and it's even more dense than the second book, especially toward the last 1/3.
Er, right, this is supposed to be discussion on the Season 2 finale, not the upcoming seasons. So yeah ... it was very good, a wee bit rushed maybe, but still very good.
MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW.
Best parts:
- Peter Dinklage's performance (yes, again)
- Tywin's horse taking a shit in the throne room (yes, that happened in the book!)
- The Jaime and Brienne show, of course! Looking forward to more of that next year.
- Theon. Everything Alfie Allen does. Yeah, Dinklage is amazing, but he already won an Emmy for the show - give it to Alfie this year! (Or maybe wait a couple more to give him one ... it rhymes with meek...)
- Jaqen H'ghar's final scene. I was worried they weren't gonna go full-Faceless Man, but they did and I'm ecstatic (though disappointed we won't be seeing more of Tom Wlaschiha in the role).
- Maester Luwin's death scene. Manly tears were shed. Sadder even than Ned Stark's death, which honestly was more shocking than sad.
- Dany's vision of the Red Keep, burned and broken by dragonfire, in the middle of winter with snow all around. Sure, they got rid of the book prophecies, but HOLY SHIT this one was pretty awesome.
- Seeing Khal Drogo again.
- The Fist of the First Men! The White Walkers look so much better than they did in the fleeting glimpses we've seen - they're actually white! And they look significantly different than the wights (zombies), which is quite good. And their crystal weapons are fucking sweet.
Bad parts:
- The House of the Undying. So much wasted potential - it's nothing remotely like the books, and all the possibly-important prophecy is gone, replaced by vague new visions (awesome though the Red Keep one was). And the ending - what, was Pyat Pree the only Warlock of Qarth? Where were the Undying Ones? The giant heart beating at the center of the table? DID PYAT PREE REALLY FORGET THAT DRAGONS BREATHE FUCKING FIRE?!
- Qarth in general, though this is me bitching about the whole season and not the finale. And as much as I don't give a shit about Xaro, well ... guess he's not coming to visit Dany in Mereen anymore, now is he?
- Jon vs. the Halfhand. First, no Ghost = Goddammit. Second, my favorite Qhorin Halfhand line was cut completely - "Is your sword sharp, Jon Snow?" This also means that a lot of my friends who haven't read the books think Jon betrayed and killed him out of anger, not that Qhorin allowed Jon to kill him so Jon would be able to infiltrate the wildlings and spy for the Night's Watch (since they'd never believe a seasoned ranger like Qhorin would turn).
- Did Robb get married to a foreigner using the vows of the Seven? He's a Northerner, so he should worship the Old Gods, and she's a foreigner, so she shouldn't give a shit about either.
- Robb/Talisa in general. Very poorly handled compared to the book, wherein he sleeps with Jeyne out of grief due to the news of Bran and Rickon, and marries her out of honor because he took her maidenhead. In the show, he's a horny teenager who decides "Nah, I don't need to keep my promise to Walder Frey, I'll just marry you instead. What's the worst that could happen?"
- No Reek. It worked out in the end, but still, Dagmer knocking out Theon wasn't nearly as WTF as when it was Reek-who-turned-out-not-to-be-Reek.
- Ros/Varys. I didn't hate the scene, and it does a good job of setting up Varys to be even more manipulative and cloak-and-dagger than we already know, but it's unnecessary overall and the screentime could/should have gone toward more important things, like Jon/Qhorin.
- Littlefinger making an explicit offer to take Sansa home. Show-Littlefinger is far dumber than book-Littlefinger. And where was Ser Dontos, the knight-turned-fool?! He's the one that should have told Sansa he'd get her home.
END SPOILERS.
So I know it seems like I'm just bitching about the episode, but I really did like it a lot. Not quite as good as "Blackwater," but otherwise possibly the best episode of the remainder of the season.