georgec said:

Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of

this trip, but since we may not survive, I want you to have it

now.

Bart: [gasps] A real Swiss Army knife! Cool!

Homer: I stole it from that Borgnine guy.

[Scene switch to a ferocious bear]

Ernest: Don't worry, kids! I'll take care of him with my trusty...

[searches for his knife]...er, er, um, er, uh, hmm.

It was the first thing that came to my mind as soon as I saw the thread title!

I may have a Simpsons addiction.