Post #584600

Author: georgec
Parent topic: RIP Ernest Borgnine
Link to post in topic: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/584600/action/topic#584600
Date created: 8-Jul-2012, 6:21 PM

 Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of
        this trip, but since we may not survive, I want you to have it
        now.
  Bart: [gasps] A real Swiss Army knife!  Cool!
 Homer: I stole it from that Borgnine guy.
         [Scene switch to a ferocious bear]
Ernest: Don't worry, kids!  I'll take care of him with my trusty...
        [searches for his knife]...er, er, um, er, uh, hmm.