Agreed. As I've always said, Abrams Trek is the Star Trek version of Muppet Babies. Entertaining, but the laws of continuity and logic are twisted so hard in order to get kid versions of themselves interacting in a kid world version of their original haunts. It's basically a less believable version of the TNG episode "Rascals," because at least there you knew it was the same people only de-aged. And at least Muppet Babies knew it didn't make sense and didn't waste two hours of technobabble to try and justify itself.